December 2011
125 posts
poke-her-hontas:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
ahahahah. yes.
MGF: Round Four
matchgamefriday:
It’s holiday hangover week here at Match Game Friday. This week we’re joined by the same set of six celebrity panelists from last week.
Here’s this week’s fill-in-the-blank:
Meryl Streep has said in interviews that she became quite attached to the hair and makeup she wore while playing Margaret Thatcher in her upcoming film “Iron Lady.” The only feature of Thatcher’s she...
Everyone's Lines on Glee
poke-her-hontas:
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! …. you? Finn: Uhhhh…. Ummm… I’m the leader! … Um… Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later! Quinn: ME ME ME! … CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Rory: Irish mumble… line that doesn’t make sense. Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional...
Watchamanderegg:
tubaplaysmatt:
nature—boy:
meaning-in-tragedy:
geekasaur:
bung-h0le:
still the best thing i’ve ever seen
I died. Oh my shit. Holy shit. Shit shit shit. Shit that is holy.
This is exactly what we are doing right now.
SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH IT’S BACK
THAT
SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN
oh my god this is hysterical.
